Pseudomenon at Kohl's

I don't normally go in for logic for logic's sake; it's too much like math.  I'm no good at math, I don't like math.  But the following caught my eye, and has left me guessing:

So... is it a bra?  Or is it Art?  But on to the mannequins...

If you like [this bra] then you shoulda put a ring on it!

Kelly was proud of her hard, rigid, nippleless breasts, and not afraid to show them.  Nor...

... was she about to let the fact that her pelvis was angled 15 degrees off-center deter her.

She also talked Ann into a bikini.  After all, she had vomited so hard to get those washboard ribs.

A Day at the Mall

Mastectomies are in!

Dude looks like a lady?

Being hung from a meat hook?  Have we got the fashions for you!

Breast reductions can also increase the ratio of nipple to boob.

Jules was unaware that heroin can make you nod out on the job...

WARNING: stand only on tip-toe.

Tara Reid fashions.  For that drunk slut look.

Cremated mannequins modeling the latest urns.

Androgynous emaciated cancer patient? 

In an effort to skirt Biblical injunctions, Christian teens have taken to rubbing asses as a way to enjoy the pleasures of sex without the sin.

Mary thought Linda wouldn't have a drinking problem because Linda lacks a mouth, until Linda showed up to work barely able to stand...

You can earn 20% off this top if you can correctly answer what gang this mannequin belongs to.

When you lack an inner ear because you lack a head, even standing up straight can be a chore.